The ban game!

Okay, I've picked up this game from another forum I'm in, I personally love this game and hope you share my love for it!

Basically, all you have to do is come up with a reason for banning the person who poster above you.

Example:

Poster 1: I like pie.

Poster 2: Banned for liking pie.

Okay, seing as there's no one above me, I can do nothing, but wait...