The Hormone Guide for all male barge partners

[liam scott-3]

 
The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
 
      DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
      What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
      Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
      What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my pay check. Here, have some wine.
      Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
      What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine.





13 Things PMS Stands For:



 



1. Pass My Shotgun


 

 



2. Psychotic Mood Shift


 

 



3. Perpetual Munching Spree


 

 



4. Puffy Mid-Section


 

 



5. People Make me Sick


 

 



6. Provide Me with Sweets


 

 



7. Pardon My Sobbing


 

 



8. Pimples May Surface


 

 



9. Pass My Sweat pants


 

 



10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


 

 



11. Plainly; Men Suck


 

 



12. Pack My Stuff


 

 



and my favourite one.


 

 



13. Potential Murder Suspect


 

 



Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!



 



...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!




 
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[Lotte]

Where's the bloody wine?

Charly

----- Original Message -----
From: "liam scott" <liam at sraadmin.com>
To: "social list dba" <dbasocial at lists.shire.net>
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:55 PM
Subject: DBAS: The Hormone Guide for all male barge partners

>
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>
>
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> The Hormone Guide
>
> Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
>
> Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to

do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
>
>       DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
>       What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like
to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
>       Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at
you! Here, have some wine
>       What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my
pay check. Here, have some wine.
>       Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
>       What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've
always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine.

>
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>
> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
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> 1. Pass My Shotgun
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> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
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> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
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> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
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> 5. People Make me Sick
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> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
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> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
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> 8. Pimples May Surface
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> 9. Pass My Sweat pants
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> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
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> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
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> 12. Pack My Stuff
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> and my favourite one.
>
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> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
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>
>
>
>
> Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a

good laugh!

>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ...Or men who need a warning.
>
> And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
>
>
>
>
>
> ===================================================
>
>
>
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

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> Attention:
> This e-mail is privileged and confidential. If you are not the
> intended recipient please delete the message and notify the sender.
> Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author.
> Qualceram Shires plc Registered Office: South Quay, Arklow, Co. Wicklow,
Ireland. Registration No. 260918
>
> ?Think of the environment before you print?
***********************************************************
> The information in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally
privileged.
> It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this e-mail by anyone
else
> is unauthorised. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure,
> copying, distribution, or any action taken or omitted to be taken in
reliance
> on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful.
> Please note that emails to, from and within RT?? may be subject to the
Freedom
> of Information Act 1997 and may be liable to disclosure.
> ************************************************************
>
>
>
> Email Disclaimer
> The information in this email is confidential and may be legally
privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this email by
anyone else is unauthorised. If you are not the intended recipient, any
disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken
in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. When addressed to our
clients any opinions or advice contained in this email are subject to the
terms and conditions expressed in the governing KPMG client engagement
letter.
>
>
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>
>
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