Female by Sptfyr

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FEMALE

Female, she male, everything but a he male.

Unbinder of ties and apron strings.

Remover of rings and hair doodady things.

Stand up tall against the testosterone gale.

Sweep whatever from under the bridge.

Launderer of soiled, smell gagging, socks

Snip, clipper of limp, lanky, locks

Clean out your closets, but don’t forget the fridge.

Your appliance days have come to an end.

Wish washer of dishes.

Back scratcher of tag itches.

You have better things to attend.

Dust all of the dirt from the end of your day.

Previous slow cooker.

Politically correct hooker

distributing all of the pay.

Female, she male, everything but a he male.

Mother of many.

Earn your own penny.

Stand up tall against the testosterone gale.

Shad
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This just the coolest thing I believe I've eva read from you....WOW


Written so fun and bouncy, quite the read at that
P3n on fri3nds & f3r~git da rul3s
Sptfyr
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I'm glad you like it, Shad.  Every now and then I feel more like an appliance than a human.  My hubby and other males don't care for it much, but the ladies seem to like it a lot.  Thanks for responding :)